A very awkward confrontation...

You all know how I love my favourite adult toy, Thumper.  The rampant rabbit vibrator.  I've got a couple now.  Since there are no men in my life, they are my only 'light' relief.  Saying that, Thumper doesn't come out that often, as I really can't even bothered doing that lately.

Well a few weeks ago, I felt a bit randy and used my lovely pink one.  Afterwards, I just put it beside my bed instead of hiding it as I usually do.  I have so much crap lying around most of the time, you wouldn't know.

Then about a week later, I thought I would have another play...but couldn't find it anywhere.  I thought maybe I hid it somewhere in my wardrobe without knowing.  Hey....I lose my bloody keys all the time! 

Well on Sunday, I totally demolished my bedroom, getting it ready for the house sitters while I'm away.  I cleared out every space...and Thumper didn't turn up.

Which can only mean one thing....one of the children has taken it.

The week before I had cleaned out Dill's bedroom, so knew it wasn't there.

That just leaved Pickle's room.  He recently moved into the spare room when his bunk bed collapsed.  Luckily Dill wasn't underneath it at the time!  At the age of eleven, I thought it was about time he had his own room anyway, even if it is very pokey and usually my mother's room when she visits.

So today, I went in there to empty out the drawers that had 'inbetween' clothes for the boys (as in one's that don't fit Pickle anymore, waiting for Dill to be big enough to wear them.

And in one of the drawers, buried deep down....was Thumper.

How the hell do I bring this up with Pickle?

So I called him upstairs, telling him I had made more space in the drawers for him.

'And I found what you took from my room, Pickle.'

He looks confused...

'What?'

'You know what...it's pink.'

'I don't know what you are talking about mum.'

We just stare at each other.  Do I go get it and SHOW him what he took?  No, I REALLY don't want to have that conversation!

'Yes you do Pickle.  Why did you take it?'

He blushes..

'I don't know.'

'Well...never go into my room again without my permission, okay?'

He nods his head.

Then I changed the subject.

I don't know who was more embarrassed....me or him!